పట్టుదల

పట్టుదల
"పట్టుదల ఉంటే మనిషి సాధించలేనిది లేదోయ్" అన్నాడు నరసింహం

"అలాగా.... అయితే ఈ గ్లాసులో పాలు కింద పోస్తాను. మీ పట్టుదలతో తిరిగి గ్లాసులో నింపండి చూద్దాం" ఎదురన్నాడు కుర్రాడు

కోరిక

కోరిక
"నాన్నా... నాన్నా... నాకు సన్నాయి నేర్చుకోవాలనుంది. నేను నేర్చుకోవటానికి ఒక సన్నాయి కొనిపెట్టవా?" ఐదో కొడుకు అడిగాడు తండ్రిని.

"వద్దురా.. వేళాపాళా లేకుండా వాయిస్తే ఇంట్లో గోలగా ఉంటుంది" అన్నాడు తండ్రి.

"ఫర్లేదు నాన్నా... మీరంతా నిద్ర పోయిన తరువాత వాయించుకుంటాను" చెప్పాడు కొడుకు అమాయకంగా.

భయం

భయం
"నాకూ, మా ఆవిడకు ఏమైనా గొడవయితే నేను వెంటనే మా ఇంట్లో బావిని చెక్కతో మూసి ఉంచుతాను"

"ఏం.... మీ ఆవిడ అలిగి నూతిలో దూకి ఆత్మహత్య చేసుకుంటుందని భయమా?"

"కాదు..... నన్ను తోసేస్తుందని."

goda pakka

ఏ పక్క
"మీ ఆవిడా, మీ అమ్మా సూర్యాకాంతం, ఛాయాదేవిల్లా రోజూ పోట్లాడుకుంటునప్పుడు నువ్వే పక్క నిలిచుంటావు?" సుధాకర్‍ను అడిగాడు కరుణాకర్.

"గోడపక్క" చెప్పాడు సుధాకర్

telugu jokes

వంశ పారంపర్యం
"వెంకయ్యగారూ... ఈ జబ్బు మీతో రాలేదు. వంశపారంపర్యంగా వచ్చింది. ఆపరేషన్ చేస్తే పోతుంది" చెప్పాడు డాక్టర్.
"అమ్మయ్య... బతికించారు. అయితే ఆ అపరేషనేదో మా తాతయ్యకు చెయ్యండి" చెప్పాడు వెంకయ్య.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.
UDAYAM HOPE to Modalite,
MADHYANAM FAITH vastundi.
SAYANTRAM LOVE Pondite,
RATRI REST nu Mosukostundi. Evanni roju NEE JEEVITAM lo, Jaragalani Aasistu,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Nootana Samvachara Shubha Kanskhalu

Kannulu kallanu marchi povu!
Upiri swasanu marichi podu
Vennela chandrudini marichipodu!
Na manasu ninnu marchi podu..
Nootana Samvachara Shubha Kankshalu

Happy New Year.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

Naye saal aaye

Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

very...very prosperious 2011.

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011.

Happy Sparkling New Year 2011.

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2011.

'The Universal Bank of God'

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

I Wish in 2011

I Wish in 2011
God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year Good Wishes SMS

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

funny sms

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

Wish you Happy New Year

Let the new year b a year of freedom from sin,
a year of service, a year of trust in God,
and it will b a happy year from first 2 last.
It may b da hardest year we have known,
bt it will b the happiest.

Wish you Happy New Year

No Tear No Fear

No Tear
No Fear
Raho Mast
Hardam "DEAR"
Kyon ki......
7 Din Baad hai"NEW YEAR"
Yaad Rakhna Wish kiya hai Maine
"HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010"

Happy-Happy-Happy

Happy-Happy-Happy
New Year 2011 Ko Hum Khub Maza Karege, Hum Khub Puja Karege,
Hum Khub Path Karege,
Hum 2011 Ko Aisha Kuch Karege Ke Dunia Dekhegi. Happy New Year 2011

Christmas & a Happy New Year!! :-)

As its Christmas time, lets celebrate it in d best way & make this festivity be a part of our life!
Christmas is a season of joy, love & peace!
May it b filled with happiness d whole month thru loads of best wishes for d coming new year!
Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!! :-)

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ME ONLY

Every moment in a life has its value. Morning bringz beginning, Afternoon bringz way,
Evening bringz Luck, Night brings success, Hope you will enjoy all of them, for everyday

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ME ONLY

Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta

Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta
Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta
Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast,
Aur…
Aur…
Aur…
2011 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year

Every moment in a life has its value

Every moment in a life has its value. Morning bringz beginning, Afternoon bringz way,
Evening bringz Luck, Night brings success, Hope you will enjoy all of them, for ever

Wishing U a Wonderful Year

Wishing U a Wonderful Year, Where Dreams Become a Reality, Success Becomes Routine & Happyness a Habit
"Happy New Year 2010"

Before 2010 ends..

Before 2010 ends..

let me think all the person lyk you,
who made 2010 memorable for me..
I pray you be blesed wid fruitful year ahead
Enjoy the last day of the year

Years come & go..

Years come & go..
But this year, we specially wish u all a double dose of health, happiness & wealth topped with lots of Good Fortune!!
Have a great year ahead!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

sweet care…

i like to spend my New Years’ eves,
In solitude, in humble prayer,
In thanks for each year, as it leaves,
For one more year of God’s sweet care…

(Happy New Year)

a splended new year.

May each moment of this year be special, filling your heart with immense pleasure and may each day turn out just the way you want it to be. Have a splended new year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Wish You A Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Energetic & Extremely Happy, HAPPY NEW YEAR

.happy new year

In year 2010 may god would be ur best frnd,he loves u deeper,always bless on u, god always guide u n carry u .happy new year

SWRAN PHUL

Jivan m aap ke "SWRAN PHUL"khile n ho kanto ka samna "NAV VARSH"pr aap ko"HARDIK SHUB KAMNA" "HAPPY NEW YEAR"

Allah kary aap ko aik

Allah kary aap ko aik
Karor rupay
Sey bhara howa bag mily
,
,
,
Or
Hr ek note
Py likha ho
HAPPY NEW YEAR

7tips 2make new year happy.

7tips 2make new year happy.

1-nvr be late

2-don't cheat

3-life simple

4-expect little

5-work more

6-always smile

7-never break

Happy New Year!

Let's forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer

Happy New Year!

Best of luck for 2011

This is last evening of 2010
Last sun of 2010
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2011

wonderful 2011

My wishes for you in year 2011
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2011

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News

2011 Me
1st May
14 August
11 Sep
Or 25 Dec

Sunday Ko He
Or Kro "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011"

Happy New Year

Sher chipkar war nhi krte,busdil(you) khulkr war nahi krt,aur e dost hmko to tum jante hi ho hm hppy new yr kehne k lia jan k intjar nhi krt.
~HAPPY NEW YEAR~

Happy New Year 2011

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Happy New Year 2011

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Nights are Dark but Days are Light
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a BRAND NEW YEAR.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Happy New Year

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Happy New Year 2011

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2011

funny sms

tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy

oka chiti dhooma !!!!

funny sms

Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling

funny sms

if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam

"Best buddy"

When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence & luv behind ur anger, u can believe u have found ur "Best buddy"

Friend Forever

However high the sky may be,However wide the River may be,However strong the wind may be Just Remember we are the Best Friend Forever

Friendship Sms

What is Real but Invisible?-ur Carewhat is true but unfair?-ur AbsenceWhat is sweet but Naughty?-ur Smilewhat is Precious but Priceless?-Our Friendship

GOOD FRIENDSHIP

Life is a train Love is a wine Wife is a pain Family is a chain Xperiens is a gain. Knowledge is a brain. BUT GOOD FRIENDSHIP IS A MAIN.

True Fship

True Fship is like playing on see-saw Not bcoz its always fun being wit each othr. Bt also bcoz some1 wont mind going down 2 c another1 rising up!

TOUCHING LINES

TOUCHING LINES FROM SEPARATED FRIEND: "I DIDN'T RUN AWAY FROM U.. I JUST WALKED SLOWLY AND IT SEEMS THAT U DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH TO STOP ME."

Friendship Sms

what is real but invisible?-ur care. what is true but unfair?-ur absence. what is sweet but naughty?-ur smile. what is precious bur pricelss?-our friendship.

Friendship Sms

New friends may be a poem!But old friends R alphabets..Do not forget alphabets because you will need them to read the poem!

MARRY CHRISTMAS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Merry X-mas

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

marry x-mas.

Chand ne apni chandani bikheri hai.Aur taro ne aasma ko sajaya hai.Lekar taufa aman aur pyaar ka.Dekho Shawarg se koi farista aaya hai.I wish you marry x-mas.

Merry X-mas

Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Christmas greetings

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Christmas cheer.

Have an ideal Christmas;an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires,affections, traditions.Joyous songs and Christmas cheer...laughter and friendship to you all year

Merry Christmas

	May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas		Team SMS (16263)

xmas wishes sms

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Merry Xmas

When our hearts r empty,v collect things..So, on d Eve of Xmas i wish tht..D Jingle Bells of Love Kindnes, Happines,Joy,Humanity u spreads around...Comes back 2U in doubly echo sounds.Merry Xmas

christmas message

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamarikare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

xmas wishes sms

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! MERRY XMAS

Good Morning - Happy SMS

Six ways to be happy:
1.Free ur heart from hate.
2.Free ur mind from worry.
3.Live simple.
4.Expect less.
5.Always smile.
6.DON'T SEE THE MIRROR..
Good Morning. Be Happy

good morning sms for the day

When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices, go back to sleep & dream, or wake up n chase those dreams. choice is ours.. good morning

Beautiful Good day sms

Beautiful tomorrow never comes.
When it comes,its already
Today.....
In hunt of beautiful tomorrow
dont waste ur Wonderful Today.
Have a Good Day...

hearty good morning message

"Response" is one of the powerful weapon to occupy a place in others 'HEART'. So, always give response who cares for U.. Good morning:-) great day…

Ugadi SMS Messages

May this Ugadi bring you new spirit,
new beginning,
and new prosperity.
Wishing you happy Ugadi.

Ugadi 2010 SMS for friend

Happy Ugadi to all my friends. Ugadi is the New Year's Day for the people of Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka and also for the Telugu, Kannada people all over the world. So on that Day enjoy with ur friends, once again i wish u Happy Ugadi 2011

Ugadi 2010 SMS for friend

Happy Ugadi to all my friends. Ugadi is the New Year's Day for the people of Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka and also for the Telugu, Kannada people all over the world. So on that Day enjoy with ur friends, once again i wish u Happy Ugadi 2010

Ugadi Pachadi SMS

As you savor Ugadi Pachadi...
Here's wishing that
your New Year is filled
with all the rich flavors of life!
Happy Ugadi to you!

Telugu Ugadi sms

Forget SENSEX
Forget TERRORISM
Forget Cricket
Forget Election & Result,
Cherris the best moments of last year.
Happy Ugadi 2010

Happy Ugadi SMS

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Ugadi.
Hope this Ugadi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY UGADI

Ugadi SMS Greetings

May this Ugadi fulfill your dreams and flowers to fruits.
May you and your family have prosperity and Happiness forever.
Happy Ugadi!

makar sankranti

makar sankranti is a festival that signifies the beginning of the harvest season for the farmers of Indian Sub-Continent. This is a harvest festival celebrated all over India. Happy makar sankranti

Lohri, Sankaranthi, Pongal SMS

May this joyous occasion bring in happiness, peace, prosperity and all-round development in the State and the nation. Let the festivals of Lohri, Sankaranthi, and Pongal may rekindle the spirit of unity, brotherhood, and harmony.

sankranti quotes

SANKRANTI
S=santosha
A=ananda
N=nayavinayate
K=keerti
R=ramaniyate
A=atmiyate
T=trupti
I=ishwarya
WISH U HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI

Happy sankranthi sms

On this Makar Sankranti, Sweet surprises, Rays of Joys, so much Fun and a Grand Celebration to you all! Happy sankranthi

smiling new year sms 2011

nLittle keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2011.

wonderful 2011 SMS New year wish

My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2011.

Unique newyear sms

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on
them ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.

2011 sms

Wish you Great JAN,
Lovable FEB,
Amazing MAR,
Foolish APR,
Pleasant MAY,
Booming JUN,
Superb JUL,
Free AUG,
Tastiest SEP,
Chill OCT,
Beautiful NOV,
Happiest DEC.
Happy New Year 2011.

2011 new year sms in tamil

OLI Pirakattum
IRUL Vilagattum
ARUL Kidaikattum
PORUL Perugatum
PÜGÄZH Paravatum
NALAMValaratum.
WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.

Happy new year sms messages

Wish you and your family a very Happy new year 2011.. May the almighty pour his blessings 2 make you and ur family's dream come true...

happy new year 2011 sms

WELCOME 2011: Wish you happy new year.. Say good bye to 2010.. Hope this new year give us all wealth n health.. Lets enjoy!!

best new year sms

I wish in 2011, 12 Months of HAPPINESS 52 Weeks of FUN 365 Days of SUCCESS8760 Hours GOOD HEALTH 5265600 Minutes of GOOD LUCK 31536000 Seconds of JOY. HAPPYNEW YEAR 2011

Christmas sms in bengali

Devdoot banke koi aayega
Saari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayega
Christmas k iss khush din pe
Dher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega..
Christmas mubarak !

Christmas gift

suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Christmas poem sms

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

xmas wishes sms

The Xmas story is peace
The Xmas mesage is love
The Xmas miracle is jesus
Hav a blessed month ahead
& wish U a merry Xmas

Jesus happy christmas sms

jesus is coming soon - send this 2 atleast 12 people - good news will come 2u 2morow - Wish u happy christmas

christmas messages

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Hav a nice day.

Xmas SMS

I m dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card i write,
May ur dys b mery and bright,
& May all ur christmases b white.
Hapyp XMAS.

Ascii Christmas Tree SMS

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,:'*':,
,:;?*?;:,
,:;;?*?;;:,
][

MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Merry Christmas Sms

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Xmas / Christmas scraps

One X'Mas Tree!
One Lakh Candles!
One Crore Balloons!
One Million Stars!
One Billion Wishes
&
One Hearty Prayer
4U!
Wish U
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Love No Warranty No Guarantee

Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee.. :-)

Lucky boy sms

the difference b/w
PROBLEM,TALENT,LUCK
"2 boys love a girl"=PROBLEM
"1 boy love 2 girls"= TALENT
"2 girls love 1 boy"=LUCK

Twinkle twinkle sms

Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . :-) :-) :-)

Docomo ringtone sms

222 222 222 222 2222
…
…
…
didnt understand?
docomo tune..
don’t feel.
just for fun :-)

Teacher stduent sms jokes

Teacher: Name any coolest place easily accessible to u.
Student: Fridge!

funny tariff sms

Your network tariff has changed !
call charges are now calculated according to brain sizes. The smaller the cheaper !
Congrats, you can now make free calls !!

Man 2 doctor sms

A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?

140 names tamil sms

1 minute-la
140 name solla mudiyumaa?
Naan solluvean.
...
...
...
100jahan + 10dulkar + 9thara + 7malai + 6mugam + 5ali & + 3sha =140
Eppooodiii…

Boy Girl sms jokes

Boy Girl sms jokes
Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.

OFTWARE ENGINEERS sms

SOFTWARE ENGINEERS sms
In olden days,
a persn who sacrified his sleep,
forgot his family, food, laughter
was calld saint.

But in modern time they r called
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS

Funny Telugu SMS Messages

ఒక పంజాబ్ న్యూస్ పేపర్ లో ఈ విధంగా న్యూస్ వచ్చింది " 50 % సర్దార్లు బుర్రలేని వాళ్ళు " అని ...దాంతో సర్దార్లందరికి కోపం వచ్చింది చాలా గొడవ చేసారు...మర్నాడు మళ్ళీ ఆ పేపరు వాళ్ళు సరిదిద్దారు ..'50 % సర్దార్లకి బుర్ర ఉంటుంది " అని అంతే సర్దార్ల గొడవ సద్దుమణిగింది...

Funny Telugu SMS Message

A BOY WENT 2 DROP AN UNKNOWN AUNTY AT HER HOME..
AUNTY: "BAGA RATRI AINDHI BABU,IKKADE PADUKO,BITTU ROOMLO"
BOY SAYS: "VADDHU AUNTY NENU GUEST ROOM LO PADUKUNTA"
NEXT DAY A BEAUTIFUL GIRL COMES WITH A CUP OF COFFE,
BOY:MEERU EVARU..?
GIRL:NENU BITTU,MERU...?
BOY: PICHI NA KODUKUNI..........!

govinda govindaa

7 kondalavada venketa ramana govinda govinda.swamy naaku feb14 kalla oka manchi lover dorikithe e sms chadive vallaku gundu kottisha

funny sms

BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.
GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU

funny sms

meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

leda?

ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!




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Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav

Telugu Funny Joke
Telugu sms : Friend -Mitrama
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..Read more...

Joke
Guddodi Chethilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi Chethilo "RADIO"
Moogodi Chethilo "MIKE"
Nee Chethilo "MOBILE"
Aahaa.... Karma ra babu
kalikalm aem chestham

Child Telugu Joke
son:nenu school ki vallanu.
mom:endukura
son:pani chestanu.
mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG "girls" ki tution chabutha

SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS
SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

Funny Telugu SMS
laka
laka
laka
lakaaaaa..

rajadhi raja
marthanda theja
sri sri raja varu
dasara subhakankshalu
teliyajestunnaraho.......

"happy dasara"
Submitted by Chakram47 on 25-Sep-2009
143 Telugu Message
Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.
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Submitted by Rasool on 09-Feb-2010
LIFE Funny SMS
College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

Teasing Telugu SMS Joke
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?